Aubrey Collywobble has been around the block a time or twelve in her days as a witch life coach. She's evoked actual transformations in other witches—one even turned into a flower. But while helping others, she's learned a few things about herself. She doesn't date, and she has a list of reasons why.

True love is for wimps. Hold out for pizza.

Carter Wilson is sincerely interested in his neighbor Aubrey. When she grudgingly agrees to be his fake girlfriend, he sees what it would be like if she agreed to actually date him. The longer they're together, the more he wants their pretend fling to become a THING—long term, meaningful, and happily ever after included.

Let the smite war begin…

Toss in distractions like family legacies, a curse, a raccoon familiar, and an exceptionally precocious little girl, and we've got a recipe for chaos. Spells fly as the battle of the sexes begins, but what if they could both win the war?